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Not A Blanket™ - The Science of Safety

Calm Isn't Something You Force.
It's Something You Signal.

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Cold = Alert
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Caffeine = Focus
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Sauna = Recovery
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Melatonin = Sleep

You already hack alertness, focus, and sleep.
But what about calm?

You don't need a trick.
You need the signal your body already trusts.

"The answer? A hug. Yes — a hug.
Your nervous system's native 'off switch.'"
Not A Blanket™ sends the signal: "You're safe now. You can relax."

No tricks. No pills.
Just biology, working as designed.

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NeuroBlanket™ - Natural Sleep & Anxiety Relief

You've Tried Pills for Calm.
Time to Try Pressure.

NeuroBlanket™ activates your body's natural calm response

One product. Four ways to reset your nervous system.

Quiet the Racing Thoughts

Signals your nervous system to switch from "fight" to "rest" mode — no dependency, just peace.

Non-Habit Forming

Sleep Without Side Effects

Gets your system ready for rest — no grogginess, just natural sleep cycles.

Drug-Free

Focus Without Force

Calms the noise so you can concentrate — no meds, no crashes, just clarity.

No Prescription Needed

Engineered for Safety

Clinically tested to support your nervous system for the long haul.

Backed by Science

Calm doesn't come in a bottle.
It starts with a signal.

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NeuroBlanket™ - Peace of Mind Guaranteed

You're Not Just Buying a Blanket.
You're Buying Back Your Calm.

100% No-Risk Trial

If you don't feel calmer within 30 nights, we'll refund every penny — no hoops to jump through.

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Get your nervous system reset faster than most therapists can schedule you in.

24/7 Recovery Support

Real humans who actually use NeuroBlanket™ themselves — not script readers.

We don't do temporary fixes.
This is your permanent off-switch for stress.

Sleep Deeper. Stress Less. Feel Hugged.

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Not a Blanket™ - Nervous System Advantage for High Performers

Think Sharper. Sleep Deeper. Win Calm.

This isn't a blanket.
It's your nervous system advantage

Not a Blanket™ activates your body's built-in reset protocol. Why numb your nerves with pills or screens — when your biology already knows how to calm itself? Drug-free, tech-free deep pressure that works with your design, not against it.

Reboot Your Nervous System

No chemicals, no hacks — just deep touch pressure that flips your brain's "stress off" switch.

No Apps. No Pills. Just You.

This doesn't distract you. It reconnects you — with your body's original calm protocol.

Own Your Calm. Command Your Focus.

Post-work recovery or pre-game mental prep — this keeps your mind sharp, still, and ready.

"I thought I was calm — until I felt it in my bones. My thoughts slowed. My sleep deepened. And I crushed deep work the next day — no caffeine, just control."

— Jon M., Biohacker & 2X Founder
Not a Blanket™ - The Neuroscience Behind Deep Calm
Person experiencing calm while reading with Not a Blanket™

You Can't Sleep Until You Feel Safe.
Here's Why This Works.

Step 1: Pressure = Safety Your body feels the pressure — your brain hears: you're safe. That's when serotonin kicks in — the same feel-good calm you get from hugs or deep connection.
Step 2: Safety = Sleep That calm chemical becomes melatonin — no pills, no hacks. Just biology doing its job.
Step 3: Cortisol Drops Cortisol drops. Racing thoughts slow. Your system exhales.
Step 4: Deep Sleep Starts With less stress, your body enters longer REM cycles. That's where the upgrade happens: recovery, clarity, real energy.
You weren't made to run on stress.
You just needed a signal to stop.
Not a Blanket™ Benefits

Feel It Working by Tonight.
Calm That Doesn't Take Weeks.

Sleep, Without the Struggle

Your body already knows how to sleep. Not a Blanket™ just reminds it — no pills, no hacks, no forcing.

Kill the Noise in Your Head

Deep pressure flips your brain's off-switch. Less cortisol. Less chaos. Instant peace.

Wake Up Like You Actually Slept

Real REM sleep. Clearer thinking. And for once, you won't reach for the caffeine.

Not a Blanket™ - Break Addictive Behaviors

Craving Something?
It's Not a Vape — It's Safety You're Missing.

Not a Blanket™ resets your nervous system by calming stress signals and rewarding you naturally — not with addictions.

Calm the Craving Before It Starts

When your nervous system feels satisfied, your hand doesn't reach for fake rewards. No urge. No fight.

Relax = Reset

Your brain isn't wired for endless stimulation. Deep calm lowers cortisol and gives your system the reset it's actually asking for.

Replace the Habit. Keep the Reward.

Not just comfort — completion. Your brain feels "done" without a dopamine hit. That's how real change sticks.

"At first, I just needed something to distract me from vaping. But this wasn't a distraction — it was actual relief. The craving stopped."
— Jason R., nicotine-free for 3 months
NeuroBlanket™ vs Weighted Blankets | Sleep Science Breakthrough

Why NeuroBlanket™ Is Replacing Weighted Blankets
Backed by Sleep Science

Weighted blankets apply pressure. NeuroBlanket™ speaks to your nervous system — and your sleep listens.

"Like a reset button for your nervous system after years of tension."

Key Sleep Factors NeuroBlanket™ Weighted Blankets
Value Risk-free calm: $60 with a 100-night test run Higher cost due to excess weight
Temperature Control Regulates heat naturally — no more sweaty nights Traps heat — causes night sweats
Portability Light, foldable, suitcase-ready Bulky and difficult to carry
Maintenance Toss in the wash — dries in hours Hard to clean, often dry-clean only
Sleep Quality Clinically shown to boost deep sleep by 31% Can cause joint pressure discomfort
User Comfort Soothing pressure without the weight trap Only suited for those who like heavy pressure
Peer-Reviewed Research

Compression isn’t just lighter — it’s smarter. Here’s the science.

A 2023 clinical study showed what your nervous system already knew: compression calms deeper, faster, longer — without the heavy drag.

"Calm without chemicals. Your body exhaling for the first time in years."

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Stay asleep 72% longer

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Wake up 58% less often

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Go 31% deeper into recovery mode

 
 
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If you experience any of these, NeuroBlanket™ is your solution.

Frequently Asked Questions

Yes! NeuroBlanket™ is designed for people who struggle with falling asleep, staying asleep, or dealing with nighttime anxiety. The compression effect calms your body and mind, helping you drift into sleep faster and wake up feeling truly refreshed.

Unlike weighted blankets that can feel heavy and hot, NeuroBlanket™ uses gentle compression therapy to provide the same calming effect without trapping heat. It’s lightweight, breathable, and travel-friendly—perfect for all seasons!

Yes! NeuroBlanket™ uses Deep Touch Pressure Therapy (DPT) to:
✔ Reduce stress & anxiety by lowering cortisol levels
✔ Increase melatonin for faster, deeper sleep
✔ Mimic the feeling of a gentle hug for instant relaxation

Backed by science & loved by 1,000+ happy customers!

Yes! Unlike weighted blankets that trap heat, NeuroBlanket™ is made from breathable, temperature-regulating fabric to keep you cool in summer & cozy in winter.

Yes! 100% machine washable (gentle cycle). Unlike weighted blankets, it's easy to clean and maintain!

No worries! We offer a 30-day risk-free trial. If you’re not completely satisfied, simply return it for a hassle-free refund.

 
 

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Great Product!
I was skeptical at first, but wow, what a difference this blanket has made! The gentle weight is like a comforting hug, helping me drift off so much faster. I wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the day. Truly a game changer for anyone struggling with sleep or anxiety!
Tyler S
Very Satisfied!
Absolutely love this blanket! It's soft, cozy, and wraps around you perfectly. After those long days, it’s the best feeling to snuggle up and unwind. I've noticed I'm falling asleep faster and sleeping more soundly. Highly recommend this to anyone needing a bit of extra comfort at night!
Mason K
In love with it! ❤️
This is hands down the best investment I’ve made for my sleep! The soothing pressure not only calms my racing mind but also gives me a secure feeling throughout the night. I’ve finally kissed those restless nights goodbye. If you crave better sleep, you’ve got to try this!
Sophia L
A must have!
At first I thought it was just a gimmick, but let me tell you—this blanket really works wonders! I feel cocooned and relaxed each night, which has drastically improved my sleep length and quality. It’s like a warm, safe embrace that tucks me in for a deep slumber. Highly recommend it!
Ava D